Andy: What are we doing? We didn’t get a single thing that Ben told us to.
April: Sure we did, we got the marshmallow shooter!
Andy: That’s… I don’t think that’s on the list.
April: But I want it.
Andy: I want it, too! But, I also kind of want my own fork. Just because you eat really slow. Which is cute! But, also… super annoying.
April: Fine.
Andy: What? What’s wrong?
April: Nothing, it’s just… adults are boring. And I hate them, and I don’t want to buy all this stupid boring adult stuff and become adults.
Andy: Hey! Listen to me! Yes, we’re going to get a dish rack and shower curtains and a cutting board, but if you think for one second I’m not also going to get that marshmallow shooter, so that I can shoot you in the face with marshmallows when you’re asleep, then… you’re the dumbest woman I know.
April: You’re going to make me cry.
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